I've never changed, this is J everyday - I ♥ Popeye's chicken!

Waking up before the sun. Paying an extra $20 for gas a week. Trudging up the steep mountianside. Gosh, I missed school.

Melinda(Real World Austin): Danny's mother just died. So it doesnt matter if you're not doing OK because youre a horny little slut, he just went through a horrible tragedy and you should quit ur whining bitch.

You guys. Today as I graced the Newpark mall with my presence, I saw a sight for sore eyes. An advertisement for the love of my life: America's Next Top Model. I stood there staring at this angelic portrait, trying to decipher which girl I would fall in love with. September 21st is my national holiday and if you fond it necessary to call me between 8 and 9 pm that night, prepare to be shot.


Guys just dont get it do they? I feel like it's not that hard to understand what it is i want. Call me. Let me know you care that I'm still over here breathing. And if you say your gonan call... CALL. dont be a dick because that just makes me wanna judo chop you in the knee cap.

I want somebody to love.